ebayteddybearlamp:

I wish my nose was a little heart like a carebear

roumanian:

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

onehundredacrewood:

Sometimes I feel like I’m only meant for myself

millennial-review:

demasc:

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

2edge4u:

animatedamerican:

starlightomatic:

“mood” is basically the equivalent of “amen”

and now I am picturing an entire congregation solemnly intoning “big mood”

“May the Lord be with you.”

“Bitch you too the fuck!”

biff-donderglutes:

pettydavis:

im-prada–u-nada:

this is a very fifth eye open galaxy brain mood

60 weeks of DBT group in one tweet

soiarseronan:

ABBA goes so hard in so many different ways like they really have a song for every situation.. breaking up? getting married? defeating the french? Finding out you have not one but three possible fathers??? Really they covered everything

maybenotboring:

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

beauty-in-healing:

margotkim:

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

bluegrasshole:

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

dun3z:

so cute I’m crying

behaved:

“are you ok?” lol fuck no

the-rice-cat:

guyfierisgaystepkid:

jerryterry:

oh god this is too much of a mood